It’s all about
perspective people. To sum it up if you don’t like how crazy the title sounds
well then you are not even close to being cool.
So
between my boyfriend and myself we have 4 kids, okay so ¾ of the kid percentage
is mine, but that’s not the point. The point is when we have to travel
somewhere all together, we have to drive in separate vehicles. Pain in the butt
most days, but today was LEGENDARY. On the way to the Mother’s Day family
cookout, which is an hour away, the boys all rode in the car with my boyfriend
and the girls, myself and my daughter, rode in my car. The boys had decided
they were going to take water guns to the cookout and not fill them up with
water, but just use them to play GI Joes.
Okay, so as we are driving down the road I receive a text.
Boyfriend:
“Apparently the joes just blew ur car out of the water.”
Me:
“Bahaha! Y’all r CRAZY! Autumn and I are
laughing.”
As we are driving down the road the
next thing I see is a plastic water gun sticking out the window on the driver
side shooting at us. Followed by…..
Boyfriend: “I so shot out ur tires”
Me: “We need a suction cup dart gun!!!
GI Janes will always win!!!!”
Boyfriend: “U r outnumbered 4 to 2”
Me: “We r much stealthier!!!”
We start driving
on the bridge when my daughter suggests we throw the GI Joes in the water. To
which I gladly text.
Me: “Autumn said we should throw u in
the water”
Boyfriend: “U cant if u cant catch us”
Me: “Watch out we have spies and
snipers ahead”
Boyfriend: “Haa u alerted us to soon!
Now we r ready”
We had to stop at a
stop sign to turn heading closer to our cookout destination. It gave the GI
Janes enough time to roll down the windows and use our “finger/Hand gun” to
shoot the GI Joes mustang. Since we were
out in the country (more so than usual) and driving down a long road (nobody in
sight) we passed the GI Joes and shot them as we drove by. My daughter thought
that we better keep an eye on those sneaky boys, so she put up a stuffed cat and
elephant in the back window to watch them.
Me: “Y’all sooo got shot. We’re
watching u”
Boyfriend: “Ur cat just window farted
us”
Me: “Lmfao. Autumn said we r gun proof
and invisible.”
Boyfriend: “U would be but we have u on
infrared.”
Me: “We realized our 3rd GI
Jane got left at home in the pen. Autumn said she has skills to take over all
computers! Bwahahao”
(I
should state here that our 3rd GI Jane is our dog and not another
child we keep in a pen. We almost never leave our kids in a dog pen. hehe)
Boyfriend: “Except Stephen uploaded a
virus to hack her”
Me: “Until he realized he just opened
the exact file we sent to give us access to
all ur files. We have the info we need and our computers self destruct
in 5…4…3”
Boyfriend: “One problem we have the
best weapon ever. Snake eyes in our back seat! Ching!!”
Me: “Maybe u should double check….”
Anyway we finally
made it to the cookout. It’s hard to say who won because there are no losers,
but the GI Janes totally won. I know you agree. I have to say that was the best
Mother’s Day ever! This is why we are the coolest people you know. ;)
P.S. Nobody was harmed in
this story. All involved our law abiding citizens. No laws were broken, nor
endangerment of any lives. GI Janes rule the world!
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